He snores

MyJohn is asleep in his chair as usual. His face smushed in his hand that manages to stay propped up on the arm of the chair. He's amazing in the places he can sleep. If I speak to him he will jolt upright, smack his lips, move his head around trying to locate my voice and swear on a stack of bibles that he wasn't asleep. Should I tell him that he snores or keep it my secret? Decisions, decisions....I'm liking the idea of keeping it to myself. It could be good ammunition to use later on. Like when I'm talking to him about something and he starts snoring. I can wake him up by throwing my arms around him and thanking him for agreeing to take me to Mexico for a week. Let him deny he was sleeping then. Makes the mind swirl with possibilites.